What Barthes didn’t observe, to his eternal mortification, was the laundry van that ran him down.
i’ll wager you a quarter to noon
payable at two bits on the buck
to brownies at four o’clock
all shaved and a hair cut
that the tail gunner ain’t worth his weight in salami
when god is my copropilot
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meet constance, one half asian
off half cocked on the go
escallope as a snail at midnight
shell shocked as she sells cockles
as busty as the wind
nailed as the day is long
toothsome to boot
my firewall was squawking like a chicken
they rounded up a bunch of the homeless
for failing to install fresh batteries in their smoke detectors
lots of work for the monkeys’ uncles
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oddly enough, the oil barons were expert climatologists
Searchers continue to comb the remote Nemiah Valley west of Williams Lake for a mushroom picker who went missing a week ago.
Karloff to Lou Reed is Bacon to infinity. Network error connecting. Hang on a second. Let me run evidence eliminator to destroy my history. Enabling the pop-under ad killer. Implementing boss key to hide all web browser windows at the sound of footsteps. File shredding to 21 dilutions. Cookie manager. Click here for free password sites. Real amateur housewife pics. That’s all she wrote.
Core dump. I think we’re clean. Testing. “Homeland Security announces charges against Marxist narcoterrorists in Fargo.” All systems a go-go.