Category Archives: Advanced mathematics

Numerical sourcebook for poets, No. 1

Bond prodigieux

i’ll wager you a quarter to noon
payable at two bits on the buck
to brownies at four o’clock
all shaved and a hair cut
that the tail gunner ain’t worth his weight in salami
when god is my copropilot

please wait here while your software is unloaded
click here for the private parts
meet constance, one half asian
off half cocked on the go
escallope as a snail at midnight

shell shocked as she sells cockles
as busty as the wind
nailed as the day is long
toothsome to boot
gain root

my firewall was squawking like a chicken
they rounded up a bunch of the homeless
for failing to install fresh batteries in their smoke detectors
lots of work for the monkeys’ uncles

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oddly enough, the oil barons were expert climatologists

Searchers continue to comb the remote Nemiah Valley west of Williams Lake for a mushroom picker who went missing a week ago.

Karloff’s Infinity

Karloff is to Reed as Bacon is to infinity. Network error connecting. Can you hang on a second? Let me run the evidence eliminator to destroy my history. Enabling the pop-under ad killer. Implementing boss key. Homeopathic file shredding to 21 dilutions. Cookie manager. Click here for free password sites. Real amateur housewife pics. Core dump. I think we’re clean.


“Homeland Security announces charges against Marxist narcoterrorists in Fargo.”

Connected. All systems a go-go.