What Barthes didn’t observe, to his eternal mortification, was the laundry van that ran him down.
i’ll wager you a quarter to noon
payable at two bits on the buck
to brownies at four o’clock
all shaved and a hair cut
that the tail gunner ain’t worth his weight in salami
when god is my copropilot
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meet constance, one half asian
off half cocked on the go
escallope as a snail at midnight
shell shocked as she sells cockles
as busty as the wind
nailed as the day is long
toothsome to boot
my firewall was squawking like a chicken
they rounded up a bunch of the homeless
for failing to install fresh batteries in their smoke detectors
lots of work for the monkeys’ uncles
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oddly enough, the oil barons were expert climatologists
Searchers continue to comb the remote Nemiah Valley west of Williams Lake for a mushroom picker who went missing a week ago.
Karloff is to Reed as Bacon is to infinity. Network error connecting. Can you hang on a second? Let me run the evidence eliminator to destroy my history. Enabling the pop-under ad killer. Implementing boss key. Homeopathic file shredding to 21 dilutions. Cookie manager. Click here for free password sites. Real amateur housewife pics. Core dump. I think we’re clean.
“Homeland Security announces charges against Marxist narcoterrorists in Fargo.”
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