Subject claims to have ran down Roland Barthes with his laundry truck.

Has a signed copy of “On the Interpretation of Dreams,” inscribed “to my friend Karl.”

Shall we proceed to the next stage?

Signs were incised into clay tablets shaped like a palm leaf. After the tablets were written they were stored in baskets without being fired. The only tablets that have been found are those that have been accidentally fired, often in the conflagrations that destroyed the palaces where the archives existed.